Shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai

Shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se
mujhe ek romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai

Dil se dil lagakar dekho

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

S se dur rehena

Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se
SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGIT par fir s se SAMAY ne aeisi
karvat badli ki s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka
arth s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKAT
ho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se
thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

Girl ke college me strike thi

Girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,
girls ne nara lagaya hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........

Barsenge.........

Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

Mere sms ke charche hone lage

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak
patak ke rone lage!

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer

tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hoon
tujhe mile bina tere haal bata sakta hoon
hai meri mohabbat main itna dum ke
apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon

Mosquito song

Mosquito Song :
Bheege hont tere,
Pyasa dunk mera,
Lage amrit sa, mujhe koon tera,
Kabhi mere saath,
Koi raat gujaar,
Tujhe subah tak me sukha dunga yaar.....

1 ladki thi deewani si

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........
lekin moblie bill se Darti

SMS; SMS' SMS' SMS

SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,
,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do,

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi me

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?
Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....

AB tera kya hoga kaliaaaaaaaa

Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KALA karne ka tha jo too nay parhlia,AB TERA KIA HOGA RAY KALIAAAA ;)

Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar,

Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!

D se dosti

D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi,
per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.

You r my sweet sona

You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad

kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad.

Meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona

meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.