Watch bubbles while taking bath.

Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.

Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?

Boy1: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher to Boy2: What is your hobby?

Boy2: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher to Boy3: What is your hobby?

Boy3: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher called a girl this time and asked?

Teacher:What is your name?

Girl: My name is ?Bubbles?

Get a cuty

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-

Bra panties

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

No cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Are you free tonight?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Differnt between pulling a curtain and panty

Wat's the different between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over
but when u pull a panty the show begins..

Never reject a girl

Never reject a girl in life,
bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Girraffe is free

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

ABBORTION karana padta...

Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...

Response during sex:

Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !

A Birth Control pill !

A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed.
The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !

Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely

Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a Dick made of Gold,
Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!

6 goli Hi to hoti hai

Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?

Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!

Dosti Kro College wali se

Dosti kro college wali se,
Ishq ladalo office wali se,
Flort karo prdos wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

Lastnite i went 2 bed

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjama

Husband n Wife

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Ad

Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!

Aids day

Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

What is it?

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

Dirty mind

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to..................

VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.