101 Ways to Be a Great Dad

I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!

I miss you daddy

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!

Happy Father's Day Dad!!

Thanks for being there through the TEARS,
LAUGHTER,
And DIRTY DIAPERS.
Happy Father's Day Dad!!

morning has come in a special way

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu

Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Without Love -- dayz are

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...

Painting is a feeling, Never spoil it.

Painting is a feeling, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

A deep friend is like rainbow

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..

we never lose true friends.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

You'll always be my FRIEND,

this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u...
but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by
delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

i'll always value u deep within my heart!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change &
drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Never abandon old friends

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

I can't afford a precious FRIEND like you

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

Make 1000's friend

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

6 rules to be happy

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai

Shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se
mujhe ek romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai

Dil se dil lagakar dekho

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

S se dur rehena

Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se
SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGIT par fir s se SAMAY ne aeisi
karvat badli ki s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka
arth s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKAT
ho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se
thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

Girl ke college me strike thi

Girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,
girls ne nara lagaya hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........

Barsenge.........

Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

Mere sms ke charche hone lage

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak
patak ke rone lage!

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer

tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hoon
tujhe mile bina tere haal bata sakta hoon
hai meri mohabbat main itna dum ke
apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon

Mosquito song

Mosquito Song :
Bheege hont tere,
Pyasa dunk mera,
Lage amrit sa, mujhe koon tera,
Kabhi mere saath,
Koi raat gujaar,
Tujhe subah tak me sukha dunga yaar.....

1 ladki thi deewani si

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........
lekin moblie bill se Darti

SMS; SMS' SMS' SMS

SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,
,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do,

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi me

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?
Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....

AB tera kya hoga kaliaaaaaaaa

Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KALA karne ka tha jo too nay parhlia,AB TERA KIA HOGA RAY KALIAAAA ;)

Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar,

Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!

D se dosti

D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi,
per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.

You r my sweet sona

You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad

kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad.

Meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona

meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.

Shukriya bhai jan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

Dettol k siva kuch laagate nahi

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Kutta katega

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...
Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...

Naha lena chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye,
Jab 7ve din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

Dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Khush to bahot hoge

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Get a cuty

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-

Janwar hai,usko kya pata

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Bra panties

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

Give me two reasons

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!

No cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Man and superman

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Dont get angry

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,
monkey like u should be kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

Are you free tonight?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Differnt between pulling a curtain and panty

Wat's the different between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over
but when u pull a panty the show begins..

3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never reject a girl

Never reject a girl in life,
bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Girraffe is free

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

i send dis fish

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship.
Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish wont DIE:>

At dis moment

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

Its been a rough day.....

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom......

Fullform of college

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

What happen to ur mobile

what happend to ur mobile?
I was trying to call u but i got this msg: welcome to the jungle network,
the monkey u r tring to call is on tree plz try later.

Who said english is easy

Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid

Santa's girlfriend ask him......

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him; Darling,in our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

A father asks peon

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Defination of a nurse

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Super duper happybirthday

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching you
with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 you
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

My heart

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have

Be wid u

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

hot coffee

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

ABBORTION karana padta...

Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...

Response during sex:

Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !

A Birth Control pill !

A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed.
The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !

Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely

Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a Dick made of Gold,
Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!

dekhne ke liye toh pyar kiya hai

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuchh dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!

6 goli Hi to hoti hai

Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?

Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!

Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says"
Oye. mashoka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!

Dosti Kro College wali se

Dosti kro college wali se,
Ishq ladalo office wali se,
Flort karo prdos wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

the sender is Sweet

I made a cup
of coffee
specially
for u.
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[___P

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...

Hav a Nice Day..

All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone
who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

you deserve a lot

Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,
Not what you desire.
Your desires may be few but
you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

*B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@

Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,
Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,
B coz all are waiting to see ur
*B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....

bcoz u are nice

Treat everyone with politeness,
Even those who are rude to U.....
Not b coz they are not nice,
But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

you and I

1 day u will ask me: What is more important 2 u, Me or your life?
I will say: My liife.
U will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE...
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I think I love you

I think I love you
more than words can say,
I think I love you
more and more each day.
I think I love you
with all of my heart,
I think I love you
hate when we're apart.
I think I love you
loving you's easy,
I think I love you
though it sounds cheesy.
Thinking all of this
I know I love you...

First time i saw u

First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

source : http://mylove.com.np/lovesms/

Ishq ne hume Rula Diya

Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya

Love Duznt Belong

Love Duznt Belong
To Bodies
It Must Have Affection
But Not Attraction
Belief But No Doubt
Security But Not
Discomfort
Joy But Not Guilty

Barish!

Tu Jab Band Kawaron Aur Dilon Per Dastak Deti Hai
Sari Baaten Keh Janey Ko Dil Karta Hai...
Terey Sath Hi Beh Janey Ko Dil Karta Hai!!!!

Close ur @@ eyes

Close ur @@ eyes
da starz r out, da moon is up,
1 more HUG, 1 more smile,
KISS u once, KISS u twice,
now itz time 4 bed.
Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

A day is going to end again

A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

On this cold cold nite

On this cold cold nite,
in My small small ROOM,
i Look At The Brite Brite STARS
in the dark dark sky & dream of Your sweet sweet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

As u go 2 bed 2nite

As u go 2 bed 2night,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
& 2 make sure u r alryt,
i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.

cover blanket tight tight

As nite falls upon the land,
it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky,
i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams,
cover blanket tight tight

i wish

I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

We’ve known each other,

We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more

I m feeling so happy

I m feeling so happy,
do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky,
do u know how?
cuz God loves me.
Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what? its YOU my love

Life starts INTENSE,

Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER.

Simple Bye makes us cry,

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile

life secret….

When you believe someone deeply,
Misunderstanding arises ,
but dont feel for it ,
Because Some Misunderstandings are needed 4 good understanding.
Its life secret….

This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:

This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:

A old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees
a beautiful woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
$100?”
“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before
she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he
asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

sucess will follow u

Success is like ur own shadow,
If you try to catch them you will never succeed,
Ignore it and WALK IN your own way
it will follow you……!!!!! Best of Luck

u r different

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT

Mai APRIL tu….?

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom, fantastic people,
love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

more important to you?

One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?

I will say: my life…
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Love stands for

L-language of heart
O-origin of beauty
V-very interesting
E-eye connection

I love u when u love love me

I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.

One day Friendship

One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
“Why do You exist if I’m there?”
So Friendship said -
“To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”

Love sms: Love with someone

when time comes for you to be in love with someone
make sure you choose a right person
who can care and show concern at any time,
any moment and not only loves you
but also loves what you want.

Love sms: Be with U

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

Romantic Sms: My Heart

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.

miss u !

When nights are long and friends are few…
I sit alone and think of you…
With lovely heart and silent tear…
All I wish is you to be here….miss you !!!!!

Valentine's.

Valentine's.
Valentine's mean to spend time with the one u luv
Valentin's!
Mean that kisses,huges,smiles and candy
Valentine's!
Today is the day me and u will betogether with luv on
Valentine's!
My luv is true never blue all about u.Why.Cause
Valentine's!
Roses could be red violet's maybe blue
But my Roses R .True 2 u on
Valentine's............

Be My Valentine

Be My Valentine
This may be a little silly,
But I have a question for you,
Will you be my valentine?
'Cause no one else will do...
I know you are my boyfriend
But will you be my valentine?
I can't think of anyone else
I'd want to have as mine...
No one else gives me the tingles
The way you always do,
So, will you be my valentine?
So I can share this with you...
No one has ever kissed me
And sent chills down my spine,
Until the night you kissed me,
So, please be my valentine...
Like I said this is silly,
But I have one last question for you...
If you agree to be my valentine,
Can I be yours too?

My valentine,

My valentine,
Why would I bring you chocolate when you are the treat.
My valentine,
Why would I bring you flowers when your smell is what's sweet.
My valentine,
Why would I buy you a card when the words can be heard through me.
My valentine,
Why would I take you out some place when all I need is to see your face.
My valentine,
Why would I celebrate this on one special day,
When I can do it always.

what kisses mean!

what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

If I could be any part of you,

If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips

moment with you

I love to see you smileIn
the lone summer of light
And hold you oh so close
Underneath the stars at night
But there is just one thing
Darling through and through
Forever I will cherish
Every moment with you

Fallin in Luv

Fallin in Luv
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is falling in love with your smile."

truly loves

truly loves
A guy on a sinking ship was confused
if he should save the girl who loved him
or the one he loves after thinking
he saved the one who loved him..
but went back to drown with the girl he truly loves.

Memories

Memories
Memories play a very confusing ROLE....
They make you laugh wen u remember
the time u cried2gether!!
bt make u cry wen u remember d time u laughed 2gether

When You give your heart

When You give your heart
When time comes for u
to give ur heart to someone,
make sure u select someone
who will never break ur heart,
cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Life ends when you stop dreaming

Life ends when you stop dreaming

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Without Love -- dayz are

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Birthday

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,
Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,
light the candles,cut the cake .
Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day...

happy birth day sms

Your friend has birthday?
Why not say him happy birthday
by Sending him or her these great funny birthday sms messages.
Huge collection of birthday sms.

Machcher ko maar daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad



Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

Sexy elephant figure

In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.



Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!!”

Hamesha galat hi sochti hai

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?



Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!f

Immeasurable contribution to my life

I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam,
Maa ko hazaron salaam,
Karde fida zindagi,
Aaye jo baachon ke kaam.

Mother, i love you

Mother, I love you,
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother’s Day

A mother's work is never done

A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae

Being a full-time mother

Being a full-time mother is
one of the highest salaried jobs…
since the payment is pure love.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

Ye meri MAA k qadam chumti hai

Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas,
Ek Hasti k gird ghumti hai,

Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey,
Ye meri MAA k qadam chumti hai.

God could not be everyday

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Happy Mother's Day!!

Maa ki mamta

Maa ki mamta kaun bhulaye,
Kaun bhula sakhta woh pyaar,
Kis tarah bataun kaise ji rahae hum,
Tu toh baitee pardesh mein,
Gale tujhe kaise lagaun,
Lekin bhej raha hae pyaar ish sms mein,
Tera betta meri pyari maa…

Love your mom

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.

Lastnite i went 2 bed

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjama

You have seen me laugh

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

For the best mom

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Many hugs only love

Many hugs
Only love never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

You r my mother

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

I luv u mom

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Mother

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

A shining ANGEL

A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed,
Calling ur nice Name so softly,
Throwing flowers on U
And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

Aakash ke taro me

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Good Night ..!

I will come ur room

One evening i will come 2 ur room
lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed
I will come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face
And I will shout, Have a great night!!!

Lack of vitamin

If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin §.. ME.. §

Good Night

Thakanpur se fresh nagar

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey
wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay,

Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay
sath le ker sawaar ho jayen.

“Good Night“

Welcome 2 Radio BED FM

Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
this is Dj Bedsheet
Hangin Out Wish Dj Pilow
4 Now I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
Sleep
Sweet dream,the Album
Gudnite
enjoy the Song

Moon to colour ur dream

MOON
has come to colour
your dreams,
STARS
to make them
musical and my
SMS
to give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night…
Sweet Dreams..!

Life may be hard

Life May Be Hard
Not Always Fun
When Night Brings Dark
Morning Brings Sun
When Life Seems
Tough
&
Nobody Seems To Care
Dil Se Yaad Krna
I’ll Be Always There
Have sweet dream

After the whole busy day

After
The
Whole
Busy
Day

Someone
Nice
Is
Waiting
For You

Its
Ur
Bed

It’s
The
Time
2 Get
Some
Nice
Dreams

Have Sound Sleep
&
Get Ur Dreams

In this lovely night

In this lovely night,
I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite,
the wind 2 blow away ur stress
and
the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,

Sweet dreams GoodNight

All the good times are ur

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.

Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

A late night sms

A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.

Let star n moon admire ur innocence

Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,

It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night

Something happens

Something happens when you look at me; I forget to speak. Something happens when you kiss my lips; my knees get so weak.

When i kissed u

When i met you I didn't know you, but when I kissed you I was sure you were the one for me.

By my eyes,hands,lips,heart

By my eyes I met you
By my soft hands I touched you
By my lips I kissed you
By my heart I loved you!

Reborn

I was reborn when you first kissed me. Part of me died when you left me. But, now I still live, waiting for the day you return to me.

What kiss mean?

What kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Perfurm

Where should one use perfume?
a young woman asked.
Wherever one wants to be kissed, I said.

Raindrop

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever …..

What is the kiss in view?

what is the kiss in view....... geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips" Economics:- "kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY" Physics:- "Kiss is the proces of charging a human bodies" Computer:- "Like a bodies are conected without any DATA CABLE"

Darling! i love u

Darling! i love u..
u r so far
i miss u...
really i miss u...
bcoz i want 2 kiss u!.........

Darlingl

Darling! i love u..
u r so far
i miss u...
really i miss u...
bcoz i want 2 kiss u!.........

what live?

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Don't mind

Love is blind be very kind,when i kiss u plz don't mind.

Yellow page

A page is yellow in which u will find a fellow who will kiss u under the pillow.

Give a kiss

Give me one kiss to go to sleep. Give me two kisses to dream. Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.

Women lip

Do u know that why does most
men like to kiss on women lips?
B'coz it is d best & most
beautiful way to close the
women's mouth atleast for
some seconds.

I kiss my mobile

When I Give U a Message,,
()?) (?()
( ?;:? )
( )?) (?(? )

When I Give U a Message,,
May Be U Smile :->

But When U Give Me a Message,,
I Kiss My Mobile!!

Husband n Wife

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Ad

Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!

Aids day

Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

What is it?

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

Dirty mind

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to..................

VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

Last nite

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Mathematics

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Elephant n Man

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

Cow n Bull

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Ladki

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Cock

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..

Sentimental cards

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

Never stop doing it

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Special gud morning

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

Night n morning

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

Gud morning

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! so gud morning

True friend

A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

For selfish

A baby fish asked her mother: Yea can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Romantic kiss

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Neighbour'wife

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

S E X

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Anniversary

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

father in law

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

In a train

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Feel,good,better n best

Feels good when sombody misses u,feels better when sombody LUV u, but it feels best when sombody neva 4gets u.MISS U!

Lovely sms

Lovely sms for a lovely person from a lovely person in alovely mood in a lovely mind in alovely style tu say I Miss U

My eyes n heart

Sometimes my eyes get jealouse of my Heart! You Know Why? Bcoz.. you always remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

I wanna say

my mind always think of you
my eyes always try to see you
my body always try to feel you
n my heart always try to say
I LOVE YOU

My love is true

Feelings r many but words r few,

clouds r dark but sky is blue,

Luv is a paper,

life is glue,

every thing is false,

only My Luv is TRUE.

When u need me

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

I wish

If day I m granted a wish i would like b ur tears, I would take birth in your beautiful eyes lie down on your red cheeks & die on ur lovely lips, but if u were my tears i would never cry in fear of losing u.

Its true

Take my eyes but let me see U...Take my mind but let me Think about U...Take my Hand but let me Touch U...But don't try to take my Heart coz its already with U....

just wanna a say

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U

hindi sms

  mere chita ko jalane se pehele 

  mere dil ko nikal lena yaaro

  kahi ush dil me reheni

  wali bhi na jal jaye

i m happy

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

Ek such

Ek swal Tum kaise ho 
       Ek nasehat
       Apna khyal rakna.
       Ek khof
       Mujhe bhool na jana.
       Ek haqeqat
       we r frends. 
       Ek jhot Tum mujhe yad nahin aate.
       Ek such I miss U.

for friend

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share! 

love you always

A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You've filled a space no one could fill.

love sms

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
Take my hand when u feel all alone,
Turn to me when u need someone to lean on,
Coz I'm the one u can always depend on! 

love sms

LOVE never dies a natural death.

It dies bcoz we dnt knw how 2 replenish its source.

It dies of blindness & errors& betrayals.

It dies of illness, wounds, weariness,withering and tarnishing.

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