Without Love -- dayz are

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...

Painting is a feeling, Never spoil it.

Painting is a feeling, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

A deep friend is like rainbow

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..

we never lose true friends.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

You'll always be my FRIEND,

this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u...
but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by
delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

i'll always value u deep within my heart!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change &
drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Never abandon old friends

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

I can't afford a precious FRIEND like you

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

Make 1000's friend

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

6 rules to be happy

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai

Shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se
mujhe ek romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai

Dil se dil lagakar dekho

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

S se dur rehena

Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se
SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGIT par fir s se SAMAY ne aeisi
karvat badli ki s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka
arth s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKAT
ho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se
thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

Girl ke college me strike thi

Girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,
girls ne nara lagaya hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........

Barsenge.........

Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

Mere sms ke charche hone lage

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak
patak ke rone lage!

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer

tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hoon
tujhe mile bina tere haal bata sakta hoon
hai meri mohabbat main itna dum ke
apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon

Mosquito song

Mosquito Song :
Bheege hont tere,
Pyasa dunk mera,
Lage amrit sa, mujhe koon tera,
Kabhi mere saath,
Koi raat gujaar,
Tujhe subah tak me sukha dunga yaar.....

1 ladki thi deewani si

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........
lekin moblie bill se Darti

SMS; SMS' SMS' SMS

SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,
,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do,

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi me

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?
Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....

AB tera kya hoga kaliaaaaaaaa

Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KALA karne ka tha jo too nay parhlia,AB TERA KIA HOGA RAY KALIAAAA ;)

Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar,

Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!

D se dosti

D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi,
per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.

You r my sweet sona

You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad

kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad.

Meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona

meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.

Shukriya bhai jan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

Dettol k siva kuch laagate nahi

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Kutta katega

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...
Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...

Naha lena chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye,
Jab 7ve din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

Dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Khush to bahot hoge

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Get a cuty

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-

Janwar hai,usko kya pata

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Bra panties

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

Give me two reasons

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!

No cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Man and superman

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Dont get angry

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,
monkey like u should be kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

Are you free tonight?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Differnt between pulling a curtain and panty

Wat's the different between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over
but when u pull a panty the show begins..

3 chambers in my heart

There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never reject a girl

Never reject a girl in life,
bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Girraffe is free

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

i send dis fish

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship.
Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish wont DIE:>

At dis moment

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

Its been a rough day.....

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom......

Fullform of college

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

What happen to ur mobile

what happend to ur mobile?
I was trying to call u but i got this msg: welcome to the jungle network,
the monkey u r tring to call is on tree plz try later.

Who said english is easy

Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid

Santa's girlfriend ask him......

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him; Darling,in our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

A father asks peon

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Defination of a nurse

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Super duper happybirthday

Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching you
with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 you
wish you a super duper happy birthday.

My heart

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have

Be wid u

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

hot coffee

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

ABBORTION karana padta...

Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...

Response during sex:

Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !

A Birth Control pill !

A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed.
The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !

Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely

Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a Dick made of Gold,
Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!

dekhne ke liye toh pyar kiya hai

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling! Abhi kuchh dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!

6 goli Hi to hoti hai

Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?

Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!

Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar going with his sister,
Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says"
Oye. mashoka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!

Dosti Kro College wali se

Dosti kro college wali se,
Ishq ladalo office wali se,
Flort karo prdos wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.

the sender is Sweet

I made a cup
of coffee
specially
for u.
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[___P

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...

Hav a Nice Day..

All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone
who cares to color ur day...
G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

you deserve a lot

Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,
Not what you desire.
Your desires may be few but
you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

*B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@

Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,
Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,
B coz all are waiting to see ur
*B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....

bcoz u are nice

Treat everyone with politeness,
Even those who are rude to U.....
Not b coz they are not nice,
But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**

you and I

1 day u will ask me: What is more important 2 u, Me or your life?
I will say: My liife.
U will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE...
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I think I love you

I think I love you
more than words can say,
I think I love you
more and more each day.
I think I love you
with all of my heart,
I think I love you
hate when we're apart.
I think I love you
loving you's easy,
I think I love you
though it sounds cheesy.
Thinking all of this
I know I love you...

First time i saw u

First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

source : http://mylove.com.np/lovesms/

Ishq ne hume Rula Diya

Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya