For pepsi “shahrukh”

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!

Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghungha

Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti

Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala

I was cooking chicken.
When added palak in it,
the chicken stood up and started dancing
and saying
“Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.

Janwar hai,usko kya pata

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Give me two reasons

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!

Man and superman

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Dont get angry

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,
monkey like u should be kept in the zoo,
dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

i send dis fish

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship.
Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish wont DIE:>

At dis moment

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

Its been a rough day.....

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom......

Fullform of college

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

What happen to ur mobile

what happend to ur mobile?
I was trying to call u but i got this msg: welcome to the jungle network,
the monkey u r tring to call is on tree plz try later.

Who said english is easy

Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid

Santa's girlfriend ask him......

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him; Darling,in our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

A father asks peon

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Defination of a nurse

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

hot coffee

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

ABBORTION karana padta...

Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...

A Birth Control pill !

A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed.
The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !

Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely

Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a Dick made of Gold,
Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!